Twas the night before christmas
By Fuzz

     Twas the night before christmas, and all through out the land of evernight not a creature was stirring....excpet for Elrad. Mamma was sleeping. Elrad quitely crept to, he would try and to fall asleep while the who land was in a hush. CRASH! "whats that" cried Elrad. "thats to loud to be a mouse. I was right, theres a crook on my house. A bag for stealing goodies a fake beard and a getaway sleigh." And with out a second thought Elrad clocked old Santa Clause. Santa knew Elrad was good but smart as a Gnat. He was protecting his mamma. "Elrad im angry no doubt. its cristmas eve pinhead and santas now out. My arm is broke i cant lift my bag. Its up to you to give each kid a gift. Now put on my outfit or ill bust your frikin head." Santa's red coat is what elrad would wear, and Santa's red hat too the shape of Elrads hair.

     So Elrad jumped on the slaigh and flew through the air. He never got any of the raindeers anmes right, "On Nixo, Yeltzen on stinky and rose, Hey wheres the one with the bright red nose?" So Elrad was inlisted to give all the good little boys and girls what they wanted the most.
To Lord Foul a new pair of clean undies for when he covorts. Little CrazyKiller fell asleep while waiting for old St.Nick Elrad spied some cookies and milk and ate them quite quik. "Hey the kids not so bad while his mouth wasnt a flappin." Elrad circled the globe in one evening trying to match all the gifts he was leaving. From Asia to to England, Gutamalla. "Man how does santa stay so fat. this is hard work!"

     At the end of the list with one gift to deliver, Elrad shivered. '"Ah man i blew it, i gave mommas gift to someone....BUt who?" Knowing no presant would make make momma miffed. Elrad expected the worst. But then he heard..."What a great gift, i know this big Colosssa said it was from santa but she knew it was from Elrad. And in the corner wrapped in green and red was a presant from sanata despite the attacking. Elrad thought wow what a gift as he opened it, there were a pair of boxing gloves and a knew mouth gaurd. But there was a note attached which filled him with fear. "Merray christmas you pinhead. Round 2 is next year."

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